Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somebits to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little too close with the creature, resulting in some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a pen full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will website show.